G.M. "DOC" Lousignont, Ph.D.
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A Gold Prospector's Prayer
© 2002 G.M. Lousignont, Ph.D.
Ive been detecting for gold now a little longer than five years,
Ive overcome all the obstacles and conquered all my fears
Ive started at daybreak and worked far into the nights,
I know theres a big ol nugget somewhere, and someday Ill get it in my sights
Ive hunted every gully and wash until by battery gave up and went dead,
No problem mate, I just grabbed a fresh one and down the track I would head
Got the best money could buy, only paid $3000 for the detector I use,
Gonna cost me more than that when my wife sues me for divorce and I lose
Now I aint asking for much Lord, just a nugget of gold I can dig out of the ground for free,
If I dont find a piece of gold soon, your gonna see that $3000 detector wrapped around a Joshua Tree
Now my wife is a good woman, shes always been loving, caring, patient and kind,
But she told me yesterday if I come back next time without a nugget Id have to swing that detector with it hangin out me behind
Dear God I try not to bother you with the little things, but theres just one question I need to ask
Whats the best way to bungie a metal detector when its stickin out your ass?