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A Gold Prospector’s Prayer (humor)

© 2002 G.M. Lousignont, Ph.D.

    I’ve been detecting for gold now a little longer than five years,

    I’ve overcome all the obstacles and conquered all my fears

    I’ve started at daybreak and worked far into the nights,

    I know there’s a big ol’ nugget somewhere, and someday I’ll get it in my sights

    I’ve hunted every gully and wash until by battery gave up and went dead,

    No problem mate, I just grabbed a fresh one and down the track I would head

    Got the best money could buy, only paid $3000 for the detector I use,

    Gonna’ cost me more than that when my wife sues me for divorce and I lose

    Now I ain’t asking for much Lord, just a nugget of gold I can dig out of the ground for free,

    If I don’t find a piece of gold soon, your gonna’ see that $3000 detector wrapped around a Joshua Tree

    Now my wife is a good woman, she’s always been loving, caring, patient and kind,

    But she told me yesterday if I come back next time without a nugget I’d have to swing that detector with it hangin’ out me behind

    Dear God I try not to bother you with the little things, but there’s just one question I need to ask

    What’s the best way to bungie a metal detector when it’s stickin’ out your ass?